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Seducing lessons: the Ideal mistress...
There are things which happen in a life of each man, and each man pretends, that they happen with everybody, only not with it. Ask any, whether there were in his life cases when the woman spoke to it "are not present" – only be convinced at first of the ability to resist huku at the left: more reliable way to offend the man is difficult for picking up!
And, nevertheless, women are able to speak "are not present", and contrary to a popular belief it far not always means «can be». It is good to learn, of course, to calculate them in advance or to find the ideal mistress … There is nothing impossible! Read our informative instruction and do not come across in traps of humiliating refusals!
1. The spoilt egoist. It is faster a full antipode of the ideal mistress. If in a sight of the woman you do not see also a shade of doubt that you the next victim of its indescribable advantages – do not try to invite her to a coffee cup at all! That you would not offer it – it always will be either too little, or is too cheap, or is too ordinary. Unfortunately, that could satisfy it, in this world simply does not exist. So, if you not potustoronnee a being, forget about this peacock in a skirt!
2. On it the invisible price list – "expensively" is suspended. Yes, of course, women do not walk about on a city with real price lists (anyway – the majority of them), but it is a little experience – and you learn to distinguish them also clearly as though they swung at you before a nose the contract of format А4. They will estimate a thickness of your wallet to within a ten-rouble denomination even if you have forgotten its houses. It is not known yet by you, but they already know, that your boss is going to impose for you the penalty in the end of a month. Government officials should hire them to serve at customs! The ideal mistress for men with an artificial intellect, besides also the mercantile. The same as dogs feel drugs – they feel a disturbing smell of money. How, your surname Abramovich? Excuse, this point to you to read necessary, it does not concern you …
3. It sits in cafe not one. And not with the girlfriend (though, girlfriends too happen different!). It with the man. They kiss, it irons under a table its knee … the Ideal mistress … for onanistov. No to approach and invite her to a coffee cup – employment unpromising. By!
4. The coquette. Dinamshchitsa. It cooks coffee itself and drinks with mum. No, it it is sometime final … but not today and not with you. And sometime then and it is not less, than with prince William. While she and one feels absolutely not bad. And you – only check, whether precisely each man is ready to provide with its cup kappuchino, and also a hand, heart, and other beautiful candy wrappers. The ideal mistress, but we to a sports society "Dynamo" have no relation.
5. The ideal mistress for masochists. At it a problem. And in these problems someone should be guilty. Clear business, that it in them is guilty cannot be in any way. It is very convenient, when men – moral ugly creatures, animal, nature errors are guilty. If you have seen the destructive sight directed precisely in your party behind the next little table – do not try to learn at all, than you can smooth down the fault before this charming lady. You are guilty that belong to a male. I hope, you are not going to change it in the near future?
6. She was ready to tell "yes", but you have pushed her to the answer "are not present". Observe it five minutes is better – as it sits, costs, smiles, holds a glass with a cocktail … Estimate, who will be harmoniously looked near to this beauty – the spindle-legs-biker or ochkarik with a contrabass under the arm. For absolute success it is necessary for you to reincarnate in this type. To begin with – mentally. The ideal mistress for all types listed above. Who knows, that to it can climb up in a head during employment by sex.
7. You can be at the wrong time. Only the blind will not notice, that at it the arrow on a stocking has spread, it has broken a nail, and packing looks out of the beautician tamponchikov. Only blind, and the man to whom speak "is not present". But after all you are a man to whom always speak "yes"? So be little bit more attentive! Will approach to it tomorrow when it will be in the whole stockings. Only here then it can appear, that it it was in good mood!
8. It zaplakana, all time catches at a cellular telephone, orders binge during the lunchtime and continuously paints lips? Cautiously, it has just torn with the previous guy! If you do not wish to listen all the evening long to the full report on merits and demerits of this unforgettable macho (an intolerable goat) – choose today other girl. For this you not the man in a vest, and simply walking vest. Without the man.
9. If you consider, that such beauty is too good for you, most likely, the behaviour you too in it convince her. The breaking voice, shivering knees, sweaty palms will not add points your advantage. You do not want, what she would get acquainted with you with pity? Be is more self-assured!
10. And, at last – a random factor. For this reason "is not present" hear also the macho, and kazanovy, both note handsome men, and film actors and even members of a national team of Russia on football. You do not like it! It is that case when more cheaply to reconcile, and to obey destiny though … Who has told what it is necessary to listen always to a voice of reason? For resolute "is not present" can follow "yes", and "is not present" – not the most awful, that it is possible to hear from the woman. There will be still a phrase «road, apparently, at us the child!» …
The ideal mistress is a MYTH?










You a case not the blonde?
It depends on time of days :)
Not so similar, that it is all from experience it is written. Most likely the literature. Or cinema.
And m/b I am mistaken also you simply writer.
Write, it it are copywriters, take from a head or copy (revrajting yshsho cancelled nobody) … so it is not necessary to take all in all good faith ;)