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It has lifted a head, the man's nature inside was without restraint drove in is there was It. A subject of desire of any man, in the most undercover corners of consciousness. It was the Goddess. It went so gracefully-zavlekajushche, moving the magnificent body, what even landing, whence from Zimbabwe the plane, for an instant zavis in air not to break the established silence …
… to Talk especially there is nothing, after the spent calories there comes a devastation, to drink like too there is nothing. The majority of men starts to test a certain inconvenience. And like anything any more does not hold, and easier to rise and leave stirs the feeling of etiquette put in pawn in us. Therefore, feet are better be not to putting on a floor, and to hold in the raised condition, and even they will escape also you behind themselves will drag off …
You are married. Long and happily. You have cut to yourself it on a nose. And so, druzhishche before to read my epistle, answer one question. You live with mum? If it so, you can not read — you the invalid of the childhood further. If it is a question of the mother-in-law, safely turn page — together they have already overcome you for a long time …
New year in Egypt – always rough fun. Especially in Hurgada: here it is a lot of Russian. So, in the company of compatriots, that business occurs abroad, remains almost appreciable: around Russian songs, Russian speech … Russian vodka. And then pool. In vain Arabs write, that the pool works only till 10 evenings. Russian will easily change a mode, having made its round-the-clock …
Can not worry, that you will need to show the flexibility, the house of a pole at you is not present. Everything, that it is necessary – to rehearse before a mirror as you will remove a jacket, a dress, a bra …
There are things which happen in a life of each man, and each man pretends, that they happen with everybody, only not with it. Ask any, whether there were in his life cases when the woman spoke to it "are not present" – only be convinced at first of the ability to resist huku at the left: more reliable way to offend the man is difficult for picking up! …
You doubt, what at your new friend … is not present, not a penis, and only character? And what its secret predilections? It is necessary to observe it in love games, that he whispers to you on an ear as it touches your breast. At last, he prefers what pose and as thus it conducts itself(himself). He at all does not suspect, that during this moment to your attentive look all its essence, as in a X-ray picture … opens
… Target audience – workers of brainwork: offices-managers, teachers, heads and to nobody known Arcady Semenovich who after work has decided to drink a beer small bottle-other, but and could not open it. All described receptions are taken from my personal more than ten years' experience of studying of psychology …
There was a cold winter day. Frosts stood some days and in streets almost was nobody. When it left shop and has gone to autostation snow has gone. It fell the big fluffy flakes. In some minutes Lena has been covered by a snow shawl that added mysteriousness to its beauty …
My day begins as at any modern girl with a coffee and Internet cup. So, what here at us write about Dane Borisovoj? After sorts at once for work? And we so can, to us only give, «a horse at full tilt we will stop, into a burning log hut we will enter». Yes it is fine, that there to be over-modest, at me every morning the problem is more difficult, than at nekrasovskih women …
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- What we will do? – I will caress you. – and how your parents? – They will not be.
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The champion on boxing interview. – you have difficult vital situations? Here, for example, you come in the evening into an entrance, and there you are waited by the hooligan. What will you do? – Well … I huk on the right in a head – it falls. – and if two hooligans? – Well … I to the first huk on the right in a head – the first falls. The second from below in the case – the second falls. – and if three hooligans? – Well … I to the first huk on the right in a head – the first falls. The second from below in the case – the second falls. – and the third? – The third? Well … and the third at me birthday.
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The nurse to the patient: – If wish to thank the doctor, perform it before operation, differently then can be late.
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- The doctor when at my husband orgazm, he so loudly shouts. – so same it is normal and very good. – that here good? I in fear wake up from these shouts …
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Has decided somehow Zaporozhets to leave to sweep … and has not left.
One pleasure though naperdelsja it is a lot of.
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- The daddy, I to eat I want! – Be ashamed, the sonny, in your years I wished to become the cosmonaut!
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Night, I go along the street. I see – the company of children.
I approach, I speak: – Children, will not light? – I lay. I smoke.
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The husband and the wife push the car to repair shop.
The husband speaks to the wife: – That type which has sold to us the car which in what was right … – Namely? – That this "wheelbarrow" almost at all does not spend some gasoline.
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The American customs: – the Surname? – Whose? – A name? – Whose? – And we will write down, Whose-whose. The Mexican, whether that?
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- Why you who have lived 15 years together?. How so?. Why get divorced?. – yes the wife at me – the madwoman!–? – In the mornings comes into a bath and heats my ships …
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The old grey-haired druggist stands up for a counter. The muzhik enters. – and, I know, aspirin is necessary to you. – it is correct.
The second buyer enters. – and here eye drops are necessary to you. – it is true.
The girl comes. – the girl, to you of a candle from gemmoroja? – Is not present, a tampax. – it is necessary, on two centimetres was mistaken.
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- My God! Death I ask from you! Do not give up to me, My God, after all not for myself I ask.
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- Here to have it is so much money that has sufficed aboard the plane! – and what for to you the plane? – Yes the plane is not necessary to me, to me it is so much money …
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Fairly tipsy car inspector stops the lorry: – I the seventh time stop you and I ask, what at you sypetsja from a body? – And I the seventh time answer: winter – ice – I strew!
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- It seems, you at me already were? – The doctor of the patient asks. – remind your surname … – Simeons. – a pleurisy? – Is not present. Nikolay.