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It has lifted a head, the man's nature inside was without restraint drove in is there was It. A subject of desire of any man, in the most undercover corners of consciousness. It was the Goddess. It went so gracefully-zavlekajushche, moving the magnificent body, what even landing, whence from Zimbabwe the plane, for an instant zavis in air not to break the established silence …
… to Talk especially there is nothing, after the spent calories there comes a devastation, to drink like too there is nothing. The majority of men starts to test a certain inconvenience. And like anything any more does not hold, and easier to rise and leave stirs the feeling of etiquette put in pawn in us. Therefore, feet are better be not to putting on a floor, and to hold in the raised condition, and even they will escape also you behind themselves will drag off …
You are married. Long and happily. You have cut to yourself it on a nose. And so, druzhishche before to read my epistle, answer one question. You live with mum? If it so, you can not read — you the invalid of the childhood further. If it is a question of the mother-in-law, safely turn page — together they have already overcome you for a long time …
New year in Egypt – always rough fun. Especially in Hurgada: here it is a lot of Russian. So, in the company of compatriots, that business occurs abroad, remains almost appreciable: around Russian songs, Russian speech … Russian vodka. And then pool. In vain Arabs write, that the pool works only till 10 evenings. Russian will easily change a mode, having made its round-the-clock …
Can not worry, that you will need to show the flexibility, the house of a pole at you is not present. Everything, that it is necessary – to rehearse before a mirror as you will remove a jacket, a dress, a bra …
There are things which happen in a life of each man, and each man pretends, that they happen with everybody, only not with it. Ask any, whether there were in his life cases when the woman spoke to it "are not present" – only be convinced at first of the ability to resist huku at the left: more reliable way to offend the man is difficult for picking up! …
You doubt, what at your new friend … is not present, not a penis, and only character? And what its secret predilections? It is necessary to observe it in love games, that he whispers to you on an ear as it touches your breast. At last, he prefers what pose and as thus it conducts itself(himself). He at all does not suspect, that during this moment to your attentive look all its essence, as in a X-ray picture … opens
… Target audience – workers of brainwork: offices-managers, teachers, heads and to nobody known Arcady Semenovich who after work has decided to drink a beer small bottle-other, but and could not open it. All described receptions are taken from my personal more than ten years' experience of studying of psychology …
There was a cold winter day. Frosts stood some days and in streets almost was nobody. When it left shop and has gone to autostation snow has gone. It fell the big fluffy flakes. In some minutes Lena has been covered by a snow shawl that added mysteriousness to its beauty …
My day begins as at any modern girl with a coffee and Internet cup. So, what here at us write about Dane Borisovoj? After sorts at once for work? And we so can, to us only give, «a horse at full tilt we will stop, into a burning log hut we will enter». Yes it is fine, that there to be over-modest, at me every morning the problem is more difficult, than at nekrasovskih women …
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There is a mute guy with skis on mountain to go for a drive – there to the people full.
Towards there is one of otkatavshihsja and is cheerful (the mood good) speaks:
– Greetings, druzhishche! Where you go?
(The mute skier, lowing, gestures represents skiing.)
– About! And skis what for took?
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Blind at a crossroads at a traffic light addresses to the passer-by:
– Tell, please, what light now burns?
– Green.
– Forgive, and you could not translate?
– Green …
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Has received an industrial trauma: has struck a finger about a finger.
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Year 2997. On ORT the project “Old songs about the main thing 33 1/3” acts in film. Behind the chamber – the blind operator (). In ear-phones – the deaf sound producer (). And over all this process the director () supervises simply sumashedshy.
About – I see nothing!
Z – I hear nothing!
R – And me it is pleasant!
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The unique doctor who considers, that at you everything is all right, works in a military registration and enlistment office.
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Suffering adiposity (200 + kg) the patient is delivered with pains in a groin. The diagnosis: has crushed own eggs, sowing on them.
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The patient has arrived with the complaint that when it will thrust a finger in an ear anything it does not hear.
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The doctor seeing, that hands of the patient shiver, asks:
— Drink much?
— Not so. I spill more.
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Before operation.
— Tell, it is the truth, what to me such honour has dropped out – me the professor will operate?
— Yes, few times in a year it takes a scalpel in hands to check up, whether it still though remembers something …
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Dialogue in shop:
— Do not take these sweets. They stale.
The buyer:
— And, to spit … all the same for the doctor.
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The young man approaches to the militiaman () and, stammering, speaks:
— Ssskkaazhiittte ppoozhzhallujsssta – ggggggde ttut shshshshkolla ddlja
zzaikkkajushchiihsja?
() — And what for to you school? — You and so not bad stammer.
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There is a New Russian and stirs on a mobile phone. The blind grandmother with a cane sees goes, and before it an open manhole.
NR: Babulja, there … this is pure … … type … O-o-pp-a-a!!
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The muzhik has got to hospital. The nurse brings a dinner – a bread slice, a quarter of a tomato, half-egg, a porridge spoon. The muzhik spitefully looks at this dinner, then calls the nurse.
That:
— That it is necessary?
— Mark post is at you?
— And mark what for?
— After a dinner has got used to esteem something.
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The reference to the president
The mister the president!
If you cannot essentially raise pension and provide all with worthy work, – please! – make garbage boxes not such high, and that is inconvenient to climb in them.
Thanks!
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The doctor to the patient:
— Now you will accept this medicine till the end of a life.
— And while I will accept it, I will live?
— No. While you will live, you will accept it.
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— The doctor, with feet badly!
— That you, the darling, with feet it is good, here without feet badly …
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CHukcha goes for a drive on mountain skiing.
Equipment. Points. All ponty. Climbs down a mountain, flies on mad speed, does not manage to drive, flies from mountain as kolobok, gets to a lift column …. Skis in chips ….palki in the parties ….
Lays, a teeth is beaten out, hand feet are broken and smiling in all muzzle:
«Eh … бл@ … all the same better than to work!»
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— The doctor, and the doctor and that you me all feel it?
— I check, whether sensitivity has remained.
— At me, whether that?
— No. At me