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It has lifted a head, the man's nature inside was without restraint drove in is there was It. A subject of desire of any man, in the most undercover corners of consciousness. It was the Goddess. It went so gracefully-zavlekajushche, moving the magnificent body, what even landing, whence from Zimbabwe the plane, for an instant zavis in air not to break the established silence …

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… to Talk especially there is nothing, after the spent calories there comes a devastation, to drink like too there is nothing. The majority of men starts to test a certain inconvenience. And like anything any more does not hold, and easier to rise and leave stirs the feeling of etiquette put in pawn in us. Therefore, feet are better be not to putting on a floor, and to hold in the raised condition, and even they will escape also you behind themselves will drag off …

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You are married. Long and happily. You have cut to yourself it on a nose. And so, druzhishche before to read my epistle, answer one question. You live with mum? If it so, you can not read — you the invalid of the childhood further. If it is a question of the mother-in-law, safely turn page — together they have already overcome you for a long time …

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New year in Egypt – always rough fun. Especially in Hurgada: here it is a lot of Russian. So, in the company of compatriots, that business occurs abroad, remains almost appreciable: around Russian songs, Russian speech … Russian vodka. And then pool. In vain Arabs write, that the pool works only till 10 evenings. Russian will easily change a mode, having made its round-the-clock …

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Can not worry, that you will need to show the flexibility, the house of a pole at you is not present. Everything, that it is necessary – to rehearse before a mirror as you will remove a jacket, a dress, a bra …

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There are things which happen in a life of each man, and each man pretends, that they happen with everybody, only not with it. Ask any, whether there were in his life cases when the woman spoke to it "are not present" – only be convinced at first of the ability to resist huku at the left: more reliable way to offend the man is difficult for picking up! …

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You doubt, what at your new friend … is not present, not a penis, and only character? And what its secret predilections? It is necessary to observe it in love games, that he whispers to you on an ear as it touches your breast. At last, he prefers what pose and as thus it conducts itself(himself). He at all does not suspect, that during this moment to your attentive look all its essence, as in a X-ray picture … opens

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… Target audience – workers of brainwork: offices-managers, teachers, heads and to nobody known Arcady Semenovich who after work has decided to drink a beer small bottle-other, but and could not open it. All described receptions are taken from my personal more than ten years' experience of studying of psychology …

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There was a cold winter day. Frosts stood some days and in streets almost was nobody. When it left shop and has gone to autostation snow has gone. It fell the big fluffy flakes. In some minutes Lena has been covered by a snow shawl that added mysteriousness to its beauty …

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My day begins as at any modern girl with a coffee and Internet cup. So, what here at us write about Dane Borisovoj? After sorts at once for work? And we so can, to us only give, «a horse at full tilt we will stop, into a burning log hut we will enter». Yes it is fine, that there to be over-modest, at me every morning the problem is more difficult, than at nekrasovskih women …

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Modern cheerful stories: Ah-on-ne … or as Alex Medvedev almost already became the president

… So he also has stayed in musty, but a safe entrenchment. But here all over the country we/speak "country", we mean Moscow and Peter/, declared competition: «the Most obedient and legkoupravljaemyj muzhchinka». All extreme at whom between feet sausage dangles, lomanulis on a casting. Alex remained on a place. Its priest for a long time has taken root in a fertile soil …

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Cool histories: the Meeting on schoolmates

It: — Greetings, something to me familiarly your person. We did not meet?
It: — nea, I do not remember.
It: — the Surname is on the tip of the tongue. But I can not recollect in any way.
It: — Well show a photo from a back. — it is exact, Mashka Spielberg! …

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Reality illusion: magic School in Russian

The main thing to pull out from the beard a hair and to tell:
"Trah-tibidoh". And everything to pull out-tell, the desire will necessarily be executed, the instructor has told to us. Further to us have suggested to buy wonderful means in tablets, on the accelerated growth of this beard …

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Modern comic fairy tales: the Advanced hedgehog

— «Well for epernyj theatre?!», – the hedgehog has thought, looking on the screwed up stopper. Having stated to tourists all available in its lexicon "fyr", he began to think, though this employment to it did not deliver well any pleasure. When he started to think, its dense eyebrows converged in one continuous line and even his mother during such moments started to cross, at the sight of such monster …

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Friendship psychology: Training of house slippers

The blanket persistently did not wish to release. In a head there were ingenious ideas, type: «Yes all of them have gone, with the work. Anywhere today I will not go!». Here still any invisible friend whispers: «Relax, today revival». Certainly if strongly to dream up, in a head it is possible to stamp thought that two revivals successively, such happens, but three!!!

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Ridiculous real histories: Men want women?

Fragments from a diary of the overage moron …

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New Russian fairy tales: About Ilju Muromtsa (the macho cardboard)

Muromtsa woman Galja Iljushu of ours has directed to a drugstore for zelyonkoj somehow, it smeared the stomach with it from tsiljulitu. And syringes at it have ended. The grandma through them fed cat Murzika with milk. Will extend the poor creature from a raspberry and allow to persuade: «Drink, a dog, the swine small, and that to the Friend I will give …» …

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Ridiculous histories humour: I am very rich. Therefore give to me of money

There was 2007 year. And I went near to it. This day I was late aboard the plane and consequently did not hasten anywhere. Easy walked on lake in park. Tickets laid on a bedside table of factory of the manufacturer. To me should bring it one of these days. From the sky on me drops of a rain fell and I have got from a pocket passing by the car a picture of the pregnant woman unknown to anybody …

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Abusive stories: There were two Negroes...

On dark street there were two guys – it was so dark, that is absolutely not visible – guys inveterate Negroes – so the horse-radish knows it – can they is more dark than street and thoroughbred night, is more black devjanostodvuhprotsentnogo some chocolate for 2.90, or Negroes …

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